im stripping for him via video chat, but the sound is turned off cause his students are taking a test
I don't care if the man pisses on teenage girls, he's enchanting.
dunno man, last I saw him he bet me he could eat more ranch the me, then ran off
You blinded her by spitting vodka in her eyes, the vodka you had just taken as a body shot off of her.
I can't tell whether I'm a) still hungover from two nights ago, b) legitimately sick or c) all of the above... multiple choice was never my forte
I am wrecking havoc on the skinny girls by going home with the big one. She is taking me to see her dog now.
On a scale of 1 to 3, with 1 being the smallest and 3 being the largest, what size nipple pasty do you think I am?
I bet it kind of sucks while you do community service I'm getting blown in the shower. haha
Hey, is this going to be a real date, or am I just meeting you at a hotel to have sex in the bathroom? Given our history, I think it's a fair question.
Sitting here reading the internet and all i have to show for this summer is a shitty tan and the possible case of clamidia.
on a brighter note, the cop thought i could kick adams ass if it came down to that and said he had $20 on me if it ever happens
I decided to let him keep the rest of my good weed as an "I'm sorry for being a drunk ass ho" consolation prize.
Girls at BYU need to learn how to handle a penis. I swear my date last night was trying to pull it off my body to use later.
Molly I still can't believe u puked in that guys hands and still got laid
Nothing personal but yes I would be suspicious If I saw 3 guys and 2 girls in the same bathroom stall together
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