think what you will about my sexuality, just get the cigarettes
I just walked into a tree. I think it's time to go home.
the entire time we were hooking up i couldn't stop thinking about the bengals. thoughts?
dude there's automatic no homos on brad Pitt and Leonardo dicaprio. Everyone knows that
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She was so loose she sounded like a jar of salsa. I didn't know that was even possible.
she just gave me a present from you... on a stripper pole. in front of the whole club. :)
WHY ISNT THIS A PICTURE MESSAGE
And for some reason I was covered in ants... So your probably covered in ants as well
Dude, she found the red hair dye from 4th of July. then she proceeded to give you a red mohawk for a more patriotic thanksgiving eve. How do you not remember that?
i'm scootering my little heart out so i'm not late for a weed pickup. this is the meaning of adolescence
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Drunk and alone at a magic show is what my life has become without you
You. Dating a sex offender cop. Life writes itself sometimes.
Does it make me immature that I debated going to this baby shower stoned, or am I normal as shit and everyone our age are having babies too young?
Either I think of sex like a man, or all the men in Vegas are women.
Apparently we stole a dog last night. I woke up and it was just staring at me. But we fed it left over KFC for breakfast so it's cool.
Dude i'm still drunk and i'm feeding a raccoon cereal from my bedroom window
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