I need a shot of tequila, and quick death
that john and kate plus 8 dude has ruined asians for me
grandma shit on top of the toilet
Nakedness is not a toga. Just sayin
Come on the kid is gayer than me
Like the straightest thing he could do right now is take it up the butt
just saw a guy throwing up in the urinal at Dennys. Either he had one hell of last night or we are going to eat somewhere else
He called himself excalibur. Thats all I remember.
I think these people may actually be nudists. You know it's bad when I feel uncomfortable.
Lets play a game called: how out of it are you today? Let me know if you can beat driving on the wrong side of the road twice and walking up two extra flights of stairs just because you weren't paying attention to what floor you are on....
All I know is that every time I looked at my glass it was full again and I thought it would be rude not to drink it
No seriously you guys are gonna get arrested
Do me a favor I want you to reach down the front of your pants and underwear and just feel around for a while... if you happen to find your balls then join us
all I know is this drummer better stop eye fucking me while he plays cowbell. it is way too early for that.
Finally liberated my Star Trek DVD from my booty call's house. Captain Kirk would be so proud.
this party is nice, but i have to go home and cry over anime in order to fill my daily quota of suffering
I got a gay guy to motorboat me. These tits could change the world, I'm telling you.
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