if you find a joe biden blowup doll in the attic, I call dibs
I'll let you put expensive food in me, but really, not much else.
Hey bro u need to come home now, me and andy just had a 15 minute conversation about fig newtons. f this bong
Beer bonged 7 shots of Jameson. I title this night short stories with tragic endings.
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Just to give you a heads up, I am going home with your ex-boyfriend.... You can't be mad because he was my ex-boyfriend first
We found them in a dumpster making out trying to get their privacy
She just said, "are my livers going to die?"
She. Own s my pussycat. Roxk it like. The sun hitting the horizon
Just pure bliss will emerge from Charles, my tranny bong.
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You know i'm the father figure
Yeah the father who ate her out with me last night. Great dad
Dude, she gave me a handski that literally felt like she was starting a lawn mower...
We are all yelling at the cat at our apt in nothing but our underwear. How do you think it's going.
drunk brunch me or lose me forever
just found a joint on the street in downtown. smoked it with the hot guy from my chem class
WHAT IS UP WITH YOU SMOKING/ DRINKING THINGS OFF THE GROUND?
I had to pee so bad that I snuck into the bathroom while they were in the shower. At her request, he was massaging her boobs so they could grow faster. Also there was a laser light machine.
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