hey what are you doing
hooking up with some marlborough girl. shes gorgeous!
i texted you because i like you, and i told my freinds you were my fiance. but sine we're not dating you're not cheating and i'm pathetic
just got my goo swallowed for the first time. colors seem so much more vivid now, and more rainbows are outside
Sometimes I wish there were a little bird hiding that would periodically go, "creep-per."
We need to get her some penis inspired head protection.
I Apparently saved a picture of the Eiffel tower in between 2 pics of his dick. It appears to be the same size. I fucking love Paris.
I'm taking this break up pretty rough.. I've never been to sad to masturbate.
She just cut the six pack plastic up and screamed "save the dolphins"..she also threw away cans of tuna. I like this girl.
Mostly because I hate my job and a have a photogenic penis.
You get 5 min
Your time limits don't scare me, I'll include foreplay and redressing in that 5 min. If you wanted to challenge me you should say you got an hour, id be scared then and more creative.
I'm sitting in Madison square park surrounded by children thanking god I took emergency contraception
I need a job that does not involve working with people who wear animal costumes when they get fucked.
Did you wake up next to Karina?
So that's her name
Is it normal for a guy to send you a dick pic along with “He misses you”
Psssh like you wouldn't lick BBQ sauce off my nipples.
I’m going to lick a fucking door knob when this shit is all over
Probably Waffle House
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