Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
we were both hunting dick last night. it ended terribly for both of us.
"what do u think of parents raising kids to be peeping toms" said guy on bus 2 me
just woke up in the beanbag bin at walmart
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I'm at the laundry mat. This guy is here showing me his ankle monitor. The weird ones always find me.
I feel like you just avenged me for every guy who came in my hair
He has a really nice penis but its like a model that wasn't built to scale
theres a turtle on the table. helping me eat my ramon noodles.
i am going to show so many millionaires my nipple
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He says he won't get serious until he screws an Asian and a virgin. I should just place an ad on Craig's List
Wanted: female 18-24 of Asian or partial Asian descent to fuck my ginger boyfriend. Must be willing and able to fake virginity. No emotional connection needed, just sex, just once. Further contact post sex not needed (or particularly desired)
He makes me want to shower. It must be love.
I got a second ticket last night for drunkly using my one call to order a pizza and get it delivered at the police station
It's my birthday weekend! I'm getting a Brazilian and he's going to fucking Arkansas. Where the fuck are his priorities?
the girl who hid my weed when the cops came has a birthday coming up. i feel like i should get her something.
Its that time in the evening when I've had a few cocktails and wish you'd make a video about the packers and Jack Daniels.
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