On a side note I can sing drakes “best I ever had” so good you’d think I was on degrassi.
You have to stop making references to your extense knowledge of 13 year old girl television programming for me to believe you aren’t homo. The Bravo line-up was one thing, but seriously
Just got thank you sex for shoveling the driveway. I cant wait for the next blizzard
She's allergic to latex.
Lucky bastard.
dream priorities were more important than voting today. don't tell me you wouldn't keep going back to sleep to find out who would win a fight between oprah and godzilla
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THEY ARE MY AGE. THEY ARE YOUR LITTLE SISTER'S AGE THIS IS A DELICATE MATTER. CAPS LOCK
Not sure if he was actually hot or hot in a "he brought a live chicken to the party" kinda way but I got his # regardless
the amount of times i have been intoxicated, barefoot, and in a robe at 3 am at the quick check by your house is impressive, especially since i live an hour away
There is a Victoria's Secret pageant on right now with Taylor Swift singing in lingerie. I didn't know a penis could get this erect.
Why is there a slipper full of piss in my bedroom?
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My vagina feels like a chupacabra ripped me apart using its mythological set of needle pointed teeth
I NEED TO TAKE A FUCKING BREAK. MY VAGINA IS SMOKING.
I'm sorry, but the bed has won this battle. I got up, changed my shirt, combed my hair, put on some deodorant, and then looked at my bed and got back in
Wow this just keeps getting better, weed, shrooms, a stripper..........a gun.
Aw. You're having cute FaceTime with your fiance, I'm trying to convince myself not to booty call a 42 year old. #adulting
A dozen naked frat boys in squirrel masks just ran by. Welcome to the official start of the holidays.
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