I just woke up and realized I puked in my boxers WTF.
You stay classy.
The worst part was I forgot until I tried to put them on.
One of my students just wrote an essay on how ninjas, like drug addicts, must realize they need help before they can get better...I gave it an A+
Whatever. We're stealing a penguin. Your not allowed near him... You did this to yourself.
and i do it all in one night. I'm like santa but a whore.
Getting sheets for college, what is the thread count that shows the least amount of cumstains?
630.
I worked with a girl tonight that recognized me solely from a keg stand she witnessed me do sophmore year. Needless to say this made my night
I saw you try to drink out of a soda machine at taco bell, don't worry about judging
I knew it was on when he was dancing on stage and I gave him a dollar so in return he ripped my tit out of my shirt and started sucking on it IN THE MIDDLE OF THE BAR.
I worked hard to give you that boner. No one else should get to enjoy it!
I think they make you graduate because you get too old to go hard and become a risk. homecoming weekend wins again. fuck.
Do you think it's safe to mix miralax with a tequila sunrise?
I can't tell if my bong is gender-neutral or not
He did 5 five hand stand push ups and took off his shirt for a barbarian flex. Some girl took off her shirt and threw it at him
He fucked my brains out then fed me cheese and peanut butter. I might be in love.
what color bed sheets say meditative warrior but also welcome to my sex dungeon...
navy blue
The fact that you have an answer to that is why we are friends...
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