***** fucked a guy with one hand last night
i just saw a foot job.
porn is incredible...
I just saw a San Diego firetruck. No wonder they can't figure out how to fight wildfires if they get so fucking lost they end up in Nebraska.
I would have added her but her profile pic was piece of pie
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the girl next to me in class just threw up in a waterbottle during our exam.
She made out with me for a free sandwich. What makes you think she is NOT up to my standards?
Europeans suck. I just gave him head and somehow i am the one paying for the coffee
I am in fact going to raffle myself off for a night. If you are interested in buying a ticket let me know. $10 a ticket.
we are out of drugs. and patience. please bring former.
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But the ghost of his schlong past haunts you
When did it become appropriate to call your mother the morning after? While still naked in bed? WHEN?!
My code for I need help will be if I'm holding a bud light lime..
You’re about to have a sober threesome with a rando at a Fenway bar?
i showed up really high and was trying to not be,so in order to not seem high, i got plastered
Damn that sucks I haven't needed pants the whole time i've been here
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