Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
dude 8 am is too early to start pregaming for new years eve
clearly you are not from wisconsin
Then we all started singing, "Our house, in the middle of the street. Our house, fucks a lot of freshman meat". It was magical.
We have zombies coming, and all you can think about is cock.
Listening to my boss get blown in the next room by a male bartender from the gay bar. And watching pawnstars. Tell me I'm not the best wingman ever.
he drunk texted me to give me his number with the message "i gotchu pretty eyeso" i can't tell if he's complimenting me or himself.
I flossed his teeth and then we had sex in the bathroom. It just seemed like a good idea.
You rolled around in the grass BEFORE we went in and said it was because "ladies love that eau de earth"
Listen you let me know what you're doing after drinking rum punch all morning
Hey! I need booze. And penises. And a lot of mistakes that I will regret in the morning.
I did my patriotic duty. I woke up next to a veteran this morning.
I just sucked dick on a ferry
He fell asleep during FOREPLAY. Sober!!!
Im outta here as soon as my phone charges wtf
We couldn't leave for the bar until he spent 10 minutes adjusting his vaporizer. I want to drown him in beard oil.
i think i'm just going to start having sex with his brother, he's much hotter and it would definately be less illegal.
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