Seeya bye Latvian government! Whammy!
I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
Sundresses, hats, and big glasses. That is the greatest trick the devil ever taught women.
you were convinced campus grass and foliage would give you your daily serving of vegetables to balance out the amount of alcohol you drank.
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I hate when you've made an ugly girl's day by having sex with her, and then she gets greedy and wants to cuddle after you cum.
I just realized I haven't had steady access to a woman's body since I was breastfeeding.
How did your new apartment party go last night?
I'm really happy i have a bigger bathroom to puke in.
All I saw was a beagle come across the screen and explain the theory of relativity to me and leave
he went to have surgery in the morning and apparently they found lip gloss on his dick
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I wish Samuel L. Jackson would narrate our bar crawls
I DON'T WANT TO DEMONSTRATE MY DICK TAKING ABILITIES WITH MY MOM THERE.
I slept with someone shorter than me. My vagina weeps.
You fool.
I am at Brians in a pirate costume, what the hell am I thinking
Nothing says "forever alone" like receiving a friendship bracelet from your parents.
My card got declined when I tried to buy dippin dots at 2 am, the lady gave them to me for free because "I looked like I needed them."
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