I told him to go down on me and when he did he started crying!! I asked him why and he said my vag looked just like his ex girlfriends!!!
I just got a bj @ my old preschool...my childhood memories r all ruined
Canada just beat USA, the sad part they still need us to make money so who really won
On the bright side, nobody died. Please bring me back my left shoe. I have work in an hour.
On a scale of one to america, how free are you this weekend?
First Thanksgiving as a grown up: My step dad had to take my brother (who still smells like booze) and I both to our cars this morning, apparently we were at the same bars (same stamps), & I think I broke my elbow. Im thankful to be alive & not incarcerated.
I just want school to he over so we can build a big tent, do drugs inside it, and watch cartoons until the sun comes up.
That's all I've ever wanted.
Hows the party lookin?
At a live sex show right now. Not sure about the employee party
He was talking up his golf swing like other guys talk up their dick. Is this adult dating or just another flavour of douchery?
He's going to wonder why I have burn marks on my asshole
I mean, he'll either figure it the fuck out or set my apartment on fire. Either way, it will be entertaining.
I just paid my school fees like a real adult who doesn't get accidentally drunk on a Tuesday night
I went to steal condoms from your room and all I could find was chik fil a sauce
this old people party is bangin. they have apple cider with everclear in it
2020 sucks, I want a refund
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