And mexicans. My burrito likes you.
i may have used way too many innuedos last night. i scared him off. but really... how could i pass up "stimulus package" and "flacid economy." don't answer that.
all ill say about last night is that we tried to stop you. oh and the bus you're on is going to nashville.
the threesome consisted of him fingering dana while i laid next to them watching how i met your mother.
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Why were you having sex on top of my left over pizza in the kitchen?
Either call me back or tell me you're in jail. For fucks sake. If this is a cop, just help out. national league.
We lost our room key and found it in his pocket with 3 pieces of fish.
He ate the contents of an ashtray and didn't puke, I think he can handle drinking a fifth to himself.
I'm at the point where I'm more upset that he got to keep my bottle of Fireball than that he stopped talking to me with no explanation
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I slept awesome next to you. You're like an electric blanket that I can have morning sex with.
I wish I were single again so I could actually have sex.
He called me Kitten either just because or he figured out my old s&m life. Either way huge turn on.
Far too many of our conversations end in us talking about sperm
I HAD TO PAY A COVER FOR THE FIRST TIME LAST NIGHT. My tits didn't get me in and I was so pissed.
Sorry, i'm on a strict diet of vodka and regret
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