kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
Using pokemon references during sexual acts is always a good idea.
apparently he was unaware pussies come in unshaved form. curse you redtube and your unholy lies
Classy. Drunk on alcoholic "energy drink" at work before 8 am on a Tuesday. Between that and hanging out in bars with no pants on, your life is beginning to sound like a Bukowski novel.
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well she hit her head and had a concussion. i had to make out with her to keep her awake.
My biggest accomplishment thus far this summer is having sex 5 weeks after hip surgery.
Also my vagina isn't a crater of death where nothing comes out
Just saw an all male dolphin threesome from underwater viewing
I just used my VA prescription bottle of xanax to get a military discount at the liquor store. I win.
Only you could get away with that.
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I don't know what she looks like but I'm pretty sure she has a pussy.
On another note, I almost lost one side of my fake butt. Dancing the wobble with the fake butt isn't recommend.
I hate the cold months. Everybody starts hibernating and I start talking to guys I would never normally talk to. You have a drug habit and no license? Perfect candidate for a boyfriend...
dude it's 9am and i'm still drunk it's too early for sexting
You're not who I thought you were. You've changed.
Alcohol and I aren't friends right now.
I can't believe the MLB is making the NHL look good.
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