he was fingering me to the beat of a lady gaga song. new high? new low? i don know, but i came, so whatever.
Fuck that. Livers are so overdramatic and attention hungry.
I'm not a creep or anything, just a lost soul looking for a good lay
I want to be done crawling through windows but the sex is too good to stop...but I'm running out of excuses for where the bruises on my legs are coming from.
Im cutting you off tonight ONE boy at a time
At 27 it's no longer called 'slutty', it's called having a healthy sex life...
I'm beginning to think the entirety of my appeal is due to the size of my ass.
I think this bruise on my arm is actually an impression of your face
Knowing there are different types of spiders in different countries and regions makes me never want to travel.
I just made mac at 3:10 am... My life is falling apart...
Honestly it was like 3 AM and I only agreed to go to the strip club because I wanted chicken tenders
How did the surgery go?
My face feels like a marshmallow.
I've been trying to fall asleep with ice packs covering my vagina for the last hour... Sorry for being vulgar. I'm going to kill myself.
Can you see if my straightener is in your refrigerator?
Yes. Its here..
Hot fire fighters installing my closet. Don't know how to go about this. Gonna nonchalantly take my shirt off and see what happens..
Randomize
