Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
I am not sure how to feel about the fact that I was turned on by someone with a penis. I can't believe Lady Gaga would do this to me. :(
dude you made out with his girlfriend and stole his credit card to buy more drinks
well when you put it that way, I sound like a terrible person
Vibrator and massage oils got stopped at security. Super.
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My dad just walked in on me screwing the chick from the bar...the look of relief on his face was sort of hurtful.
i'm almost done photoshopping my face on his wife. it's a done deal
If I start taking birth control 8 days after we had sex do you think it'll stop the baby from being made?
Breakfast tacos?
YOU ARE A FOUNTAIN OF GREAT IDEAS
He's just a really nice guy who stuck his tongue in the wrong place.
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I thought I was invisible, then some guy flashed his high beams at me and I realized my lights weren't on...not invisible.
Apparently drinking in your car before going into a sales meeting is frowned upon. We are car sales men not doctors.
THIS THING HATES MY LIVER
You go to class with the flu but don't go when it rains... Get your shit together
Yeah but the jokes on her right? We just got a new couch and hers still has a cum stain on it from like six months ago
why does every cop we meet know your name?
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