I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
I hope mine doesn't look like that
she just waddled down the stairs behind me and puked and kind of reached for me but i sped up. does that make me a bad person?
Should I feel badly because I just bought a really hot pregnant girl a drink after I lit her cigarette?
Is my tampon string too long for this dress?
Anyway, my grandfather thinks you're attractive
i am going to show so many millionaires my nipple
Its completely acceptable to go naked under my graduation gown right?
Some ppl might frown upon it but theyre prudes
Going to an AA meeting just so I can fuck him...That's dedication
The only thing stopping me from having sex with you in my parents jacuzzi bathtub is the knowledge that they've already had that idea themselves
get ready to load up the weird cannon and blow a load of buck-wildness all over the place people
Just saw a guy I fucked in a clown suit in the bar. It's not Halloween. I have got to start making better life decisions.
I found pix on her phone of me passed out and her sticking things up my ass. Its over.
Wish me luck on my new penis adventure
Finally hooked up with Ryan. Now I know why they call him “Beast Mode”. So. Many. Orgasms.
Randomize
