She can't keep using her latex allergy as an excuse to go bareback with everyone.
Just so you know, I have a bf.
I guess as long as you bring single girls over and cook cannolis you will still be useful.
I cant believe that bitch gave me herpes. she said those bumps were just a part of the natural landscape
wait, did she really refer to her vagina as a landscape?
why are you more concerned about her word choice than the fact that I HAVE FUCKING HERPES
I wanna fuck padma even more now that she's preggers. Is that sick?
Yes but- 100% agreed
Fuck positive energy. I choose drinking instead,
I just threw up in a patch of wild flowers on the side of the road. I never knew rock bottom was so beautiful.
Dude... You bled on his hand... At this point it doesn't matter that you called him your exes name, seriously.
I slept face down in the dirt because I wanted to go camping?
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
Just stepped off the plane in St. Louis. I'm breaking out in hives, I'm allergic to Midwesterners. Can't WAIT to get the fuck out of here.
Preparing for the bar exam has made my whatever disorder you said I have act up again
Also you can't just sext a Michelle quote from Full House.
Just had a customer call his drug dealer in front of me but act like it was normal call.
Sex to movie scores is my best choice of the year. You've had an orgasm but have you had an orgasm with an entire orchestra.
If by science you mean beer then YES!!!!
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