I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
do u think i could put an abortion on my debit card?
Literally he has the smallest penis I've ever felt since 8th grade.
dude you guys. You can't throw up in the recycling bin. I don't think vomit is recyclable
Drunk walkin through police station. America
By the way, i got bored and just started putting my balls on every object in your room. One at a time.
Apparently I was the fucked up drunk guy greeting people at the hotel in the lobby last night.
Night is still young. Puking guts out part of it just began
He called it restless penis syndrome. I call it cheating.
IT'S LIKE SHE TAKES SECRET KUNG FU CUNT LESSONS AND THEN BRUCE LEES ALL OVER EVERYONE.
She told me she's dating him because his apartment is a block from Taco Bell. I don't know how she's not fat.
HIV testing and a light brunch. Sounds like a great way to spend Christmas Eve.
Maybe you'll have a Christmas miracle
Thanks for the morning blowjob. Scientifically proven you can't have a bad day if it starts with a blowjob.
I think I just cured my dogs munchies
Why is there a pair of panties on my front lawn?
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