At least make sure they are 18
Why
I just saw a girl in Albersons in spandex and curlers buying PBR. Only PBR.
So I used the "I've never cummed from a BJ before" line last night.
And that worked?
9 for 9! Not only does it give them a goal but they have a sense of accomplishment afterwards.
We made a trail of cheez balls so we knew how to get back to te apartment.
Think worst case scenario and then dress sluttier
Let's play a little game of "Last Night Never Happened"
My feelings are currently in a sea of vodka and "I don't give a shit"
Aren't they always?
i'd say i'm about at weeping-uncontrollably-in-a-puddle-of-my-own-tears-and-urine level
Fun fact. I am at the police dept. getting served a warrant for unpaid ordinance... and the officer was a one night stand from like 10 years ago.
I just ate 6 cheeseburgers with some homeless guy. Pretty epic.
This chick at the gym, just informed me I was super funny this weekend. Especially when I untied her friends bikini top after throwing up in the women's restroom. SWEET black out chronicles has another story
Are you still free tonight?
Oh shit I kinda forgot and took acid
On your day off do you wanna get wine drunk and take a few episodes of Jerry Springer way too seriously with me?
Your face; I've seen enough of it for today. Go away now please.
Here's the thing. Kinda drunk. Eating leftover soup. In bed. Watching Disney channel.
Randomize
