I'm at the house listening to vengaboys alone. Please come home.
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
Nothin says happy bday jesus like a shot with your loved ones.
So where are we on this whole, you write my paper...i do sexual favors situation?
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i get of class at 4. it takes me 17 minutes to walk home and 3 to load a bowl. thank you, priority registration.
The drugstore has summer clearance. I bought you a little mermaid bucket. Now your hangovers will feel more like childhood adventures.
We sang "Whole New World" in harmony and he spun me around. You may now barf from the cuteness.
He's short and fat and honestly I think he's what my self esteem was made for
Or I could hide in your trunk so you can sneak out of putt putt for sex breaks
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My neck is PURPLE. This is NOT a good day to be indoctrinated by the cardinal...
WOKE UP NEXT TO A PLATE OF MEATBALLS HAPPY MONDAY
I threw up in my backpack last night, but at least it wasn't in the pizza box again
Nice. I like it when Maker's Mark makes decisions for you.
The bar brought brought it upon themselves, they played billy joels piano man before closing, it's not our fault the bar isn't a bar anymore, right?
She’s fine. Found her in the bathtub eating Cheerios and watching Rugrats on an iPad.
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