theyre doing shots to celebrate her boob jobs anniversary.
I JUST WOKE UP ON A TRAIN
I SHUDNT B ON A TRAIN
im flying all the way to minnesota to see him for four days... cutest-best-friend-reunion or most-epic-booty-call-ever?
who says it cant be both...
He doesn't make grammatical errors. Even while getting head.
No, pictures of your dick will not make me feel better about my grandmother having a brain tumor.
Let's just say trying to drink my weight in apple pie shots looked better in theory.
I'm not considering your visit a success until we've fucked every cock in the ethnic rainbow...between the four of us we should have it done by x-mas
They actually said and I quote "it definitely looks like your knees went through some over usage"
I will kick you in all of your body parts. All at once.
Excuse me, but I got friendzoned and all I could think about was the fact that I didn't have my underwear back on yet.
Also, we found a geriatric Snoop Lion.
well at least you didn't have your nipples chewed last night
At one point we were both in the bathroom and i was taking a shit while holding your hair as you puked in the sink. Friendship.
It's not a funeral, it's a celebration of life. Going commando AND braless is really just honoring him!
I swear 2020 just keeps getting worse and worse
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