please tell me you remember why "7 days" is written above my bed in red marker
At one point I was double fisting both beer & ice cream. I love public events in this town.
Remind me to never go to the bar with your Asian friends again. I need to be able to read or pronounce what I'm drinking.
On the brightside though, I found the motivation to clean my shower, it was right underneath my need to masturbate in said shower.
Just put the gallon of milk in the microwave. Dad might know im high.
the only thing you and i have in common is the we like weed and looking at my naked body.
Well my ankle is fucked up, everytime it pops I have a reminder of $200. Jager bomb night and the day we began to rebuild our friendship.
I really want to fuck that guy in the full wind breaker suit
Come to the roof. We are drinking breakfast.
After he finished he sang his college fight song like it was some victory
Now it's a thing. He's kind of a creeper and now he's lotioning me. This is going to turn into a Buffalo Bull situation.
WHEN THE HELL DOES ANYTHING IN OUR LIVES *EVER* GO AS PLANNED???
I wanna trust fall face first on a penis.
Its really hard to take a shit when the dog wont stop trying to crawl into your lap
Pillow talk was a high five, this morning she made dinosaur muffins for the house. I love chapel hill
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