Nicole vs. Life
I heard you aren't going to graduate...that suck sorry bro
I heard your girlfriend is trying to spread swine flu because she wants to wear one of those masks to cover up her broke ass teeth
i think i'm in class. and blacked out.
They had miseltoe over the keg.... thats cheating
No mine's bigger. It just looks smaller because I'm drunk
you know that dress I got margarita and puke on? yeah, just returned it.
Somebody started a fire in the kitchen. I puked on it till it went out. The firemen high fived me.
Walking back from greek row alone at 3:30am in a child's kangaroo suit...not my proudest moment
Your lack of a response has proven you've clearly forgotten how crazy I am.
No. I do not want to discuss your lesbian tendencies with my sister.
She still started it.
No. And Marissa said shitting in the handicap bathroom at work does not get you into the club. You have to shit yourself. She said.
He bought my favorite ceral.. I've guess I've earn the status as one of his regular fuck buddies. I feel honored and proud. His roommates girls don't get this treatment.
He showed up in booty shorts and no shirt and said dont laugh dont ask questions and give me a fucking final and no one in class said anything we just sat there speehless
I just moved 6 traffic cones blocking a row of traffic. I got applause.
These business classes have improved my drug business ten fold
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