She says ass holes are for stuffing, the verb, not stuffing, the noun.
after drinking 6 jumbo margaritas he then proceeded to tell the entire restaurant that he was going to "bust a load in me" when we got home....how do you think the rest of my night went?
guess you're going to miss out on a groin massage and a frosty vagina
One reason I don't come to Portland. I saw 8 guys I have had sex with last night. At the same party.
By 8 I mean 9.
And by 9 I mean 10.
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she just took adderol and chased it w dog water
We FINALLY fucked. I swear that's the longest I've ever held out for
Umm you met him three days ago....
I said what I said
whoever brushed my teeth and whitened them while i was passed out, thanks.
I left my pipe in my center console with a bowl packed when I took my car to the shop, and when I picked it up the weed had been smoked, but my oil change was only half price.
I left my bra and a book at his place. He's a hot Scandinavian who is into physics and computers - had to step up my game.
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We shouldn't eat pizza in the pool
We r drinking tequila out a glass bottle and smoking weed underwater, pizzas the least of our concern
He is currently passed out on his toilet. Point day drinking.
Thank you for dog sitting, there is $60 on my desk to be spent on DRUGS AND/OR GAS ONLY not that food stuff people crave.
Your sister just admitted to being a " much bigger bitch" than you. So you've got that going for you, which is nice.
Let’s be real here. NOTHING says Real Adulting like rolling a J on your line of credit paperwork.
Are we allowed to ho on the roof?
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