Ok pretty sure I just saw Mike O'Malley walking through the parking lot. I wanted to see if I followed him, would he lead me to the acro-criag, i've always wanted a crack at that bitch.
MY DOG FOUND A BAG OF COKE ON THE SIDE OF THE ROAD!!!!!!!!!!!
AND ITS GOOD STUFF TOO!!!!!! AHHH!!!!!!
JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
I remember pointing out how smooth my legs were to try to direct his attention away from my vagina.
I'm not really into her personality. Not that we've ever looked for personality in women.
That's only a quality to look for in a second marriage.
She's the second Ashley to meet and blow me in the same night. Sensing a trend.
How much morphine is too much? Keep in mind that I'm going to my graduation dinner with my parents.
I WAS JUST SITTING HERE BEING SNIFFED BY ODD WOMEN FOR A SOLID 5 MINUTES. My face was a twist of utter fear and confusion...
Why the fuck is he under my phone as Papi Chulo?
My boob is missing a layer of skin
I would eat the Denny's grand slam special out of my new probation officers b hole
I didn't see her "bad karma" tattoo until after I was balls deep
My friend Julia's mom just called her to say she got a puzzle in the mail made of cheese and when she put it together it spelled FUCK YOU and she doesn't know who it's from.
I googled my name and pictures of you drinking showed up. Way to steal my thunder....
OMG also, I'm sorry I tased you a lil
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