He's been sleeping iwht ***
Nooo
Yeah I don't even know how, she looks like her mom smoked crack while she was in the womb
And then hit her in the face with a shovel
Yea i traded my bed for half a bag of jimmy johns jalepno chips, am I proud of it no, Am I happy I did it? yes
Nothing says Christmas like gin and tears.
Want any specific kind of beer?
Yeah. Alcohol flavor.
Got it. Anything but Miller.
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I just took boredom to a whole new level. I just auto-tuned and remixed today's western civ lecture
she uses eco-friendly sex toys. she is the literal definition of a hippie.
This girl did not understand, once police sirens go on, road-head needs to STOP
What should I wear?
Uhhhhh...idk? it's a gay bar
I found something that says "i'm here to party, but not fuck guys."
They're doing shots to celebrate every 15 minutes passing. You can come get them.
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i have a feeling i am the only one who can successfully pull off the "slutty kentucky derby" look.
it's like my freshman wet dream come true
Going to the bathroom drunk while wearing overalls is such a struggle
I came over to get dick...not to watch you vacuum....at 2 AM
I only wore my thong with cheeseburgers on it because I thought we'd have sex. So I basically wasted my best thong for nothing.
God I miss you. I would very much like to have sexual intercourse with you. I'm home eating chicken alfredo.
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