my vag is singing 'hurts so good' by john mellencamp
Those 2 guys from the sonic commercial will be virgins for life.
he made transformer sounds every time he changed positions. how do you think it went?
I Just realized that having a picture folder that says "not for mom" may give off the wrong impression to wondering eyes
I'm thinking I had intended to send you pics cuz I woke up naked
Just seen a scantily clad pirate with 2 36 packs of natty ice on a bike riding with no hands. If she doesn't hit a speed bump she's golden and should be on the next Americas got talent.
I think the main reason you were throwing up so much was the quart of soap you chugged trying to burp bubbles. you came close
dont call me baby and dont touch my ears. ITS ALL I ASK
I drank all the drinks. And jump off roof. Yay
I haven't filled him in on Operation "find a sugar daddy & suck dick for money" yet, but I'm sure he just wants me to be happy.
I just got home and someone ate all my chicken nuggets. Bitches be asking for a death sentence?
I'm going to get old and fat one day... probably pretty soon and I'm not going to have any pictures to show to my cats of what I once looked like.
All I could think about was how many vaginas had been on the toliet that I was pukin in
Can’t. It’s taco and dick night.
He was eating me out on a picnic table on the frame lake trail and right after I came, a group of hikers walked around the corner. Stood up just in time
And this is one of the many reasons why you need a car.
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