what do you mean I googled how to give an awesome blow job?
Just got blown whilst getting my high score on bejeweled blitz. There's still a month and a half left of summer and my bucket list is empty...
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
then he asked me if i wanted to "handle his wingman"
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
My gynecologist inadvertently complimented your penis.
This is all my moms fault. She shouldn't have encouraged my weird fascinations as a child
Wheres my essay?
You mean the vodka drenched shreds of paper taped all over the walls of the hallway?
Dear slutty diary: I lied about feeling guilty of being a homewrecker in order to have more sex. it worked.
If you wondered to yourself today, "did Sarah break her bathing suit strap and flash a pool full of children," the answer is yes.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Just wait til you visit, there will be an endless supply of fresh dick for your demand #economics
I told him if he wanted to lose weight he had to learn self control. Less than ten minutes after that I ate a cookie off the floor...
Hey, I'm making progress. I haven't thrown up in a bar while wearing a sweater vest in almost two months.
almost dropped my phone in the toilet but it somehow bounced off my tit and landed on the floor. Boobs: saving me hundreds of dollars in bar tabs and smartphones since '09
what a classic moment of my life. A buffet of taco bell and a taser gun.
At what point did i decide poptarts, nyquil, and whiskey was a good idea?
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