I will give you vagina for bag of have'a corn chips.
these 2 russian guys walked past me and i got freaked out because i thought call of duty got real
I'm not a creep or anything, just a lost soul looking for a good lay
peeing on that welcome mat was like, the highlight of my week
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Found: medium sized pair of mens pants tucked inside my purse w/ a dry cleaners coupon in left pocket. Call if you wish to claim the coupon
Almost made out with Amanda but I told her "I'm in a committed fake lesbian relationship with Laura. I can't."
He left his shoes, boxers and socks at my house & managed to walk home to his dorm without realizing anything was missing until 3 days after. That's the last time i'll ever hook up with a freshman.
He picked up a chick with a line about the price of used cars in Sri Lanka and developing economies. Step it up.
You just said you hate yourself then sent me a picture of your friend's penis. Clearly this is a night of honesty.
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GDI YOU HAVE THE GOD OF FUCKING THUNDER'S NUDES AND YOU DIDN'T SHARE
high moment I think I just reached personal nirvana
KY in my mouth and throat does not a party make.
I got a lap dance last night from a girl while I was wearing a Captian America onsie. My life does not suck.
i wish he'd fuck me as good as he is at karate.
I have blood and BBQ sauce all over my shirt. I blame you for the blood.
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