i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
How do you wash franks red hot sauce, whip cream, grapejuice and shame out of silk?
I would just throw it away. You cant just wash out shame, it has to soak for like a month.
he was dropping me off and i told him i had to go to the bathroom and i leaned into kiss him and he asked how i went to the bathroom with a tampon up there... he was amazed that their was a third hole...and wanted me to show him where it was
he keeps his weed in a birkenstock shoe box. its like, we get it, youre from oregon.
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The lady at the touchless car wash just gave me the look of death. How do I say, "sorry it's not my puke" in Spanish?
I used puppy pads next to the couch for her to throw up on....
First if all, whoever designed penis shaped ice cubes is clearly daring me to shove them up my vagina
By the taste of his semen he isnt vegetarian and therefore lied to me to take me home on a brighter note i stole his fondue set
They didn't have a "sorry I was late for your birthday party because I was getting arrested" card.
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I can't bring an entire liter in the bar in my purse. I mean I can. I might. I'm probably gonna.
Don't you judge us. Sockets make ideal bowls
Serious question: is he hot or is my vagina just that barren?
He said "send me a motivational picture" so I sent one with mayo on my face that said "clearly I'm no stranger to white stuff on my face"...I'm the fuckingng worst
I deserve this hangover.
No, I'm not a heathen. You two are the heathens, I'm the whore.
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