thought so. i woke up and he was playing with my eyeliner. I MAKE GREAT CHOICES.
Seeing Harry Potter 3D stoned: Pro- giant redheads w/cute accents. Con-weeping for stoners who only had Pink Floyd laser shows.
I just ate a cashew that looked EXACTLY like your dick.
These headphones make me feel like I'm sitting on John Mayers lap and he's singing just to me. I picture like a pitch black room with a single spotlight on us. Also, convinced Kyle to give me percocet soo.
Btw, whenever you feel discouraged about your life, think about me being frantically upset bc my mobile porn site limited me to only 5 videos a day
Its not low standards. We're more of like a self esteem camp for average girls
The moment you realize you should grow up: you're snorting your fathers percocet script with your old health insurance card, while your parents are on a 10 day cruise in the carribean...
Any man who has a face like that and a bike, deserves a vagina like yours permanently.
Which one of you fuckers thought itd be funny to see if the kitchen table can float.
Had to go see my sisters new baby this morn in the clothes I wore to the rave last night. Still drunk. Almost dropped it. I'll be a good aunt right?
We need to step up our tailgating...they're here drinking out of a prosthetic leg
How early is too early to study with margaritas?
You are cordially invited to an I'm not pregnant laser tag celebration tomorrow. booze is optional.
ok so i took my anxiety medication and i'm eating junior mints and i think my vagina will be ok
I feel like with a dick like that he could of done more with it
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