i can't believe i never thought of this: farticle man
All I wanted to tell you is that I fucked a guy covered in fake blood, who circumcised himself.
I just saw on the news, this guy tried to smuggle coke in a bouquet of roses... and to think I used to hate valentines day.
Judging by her face, I'd say she's at least dabbled with meth...
The prescription for my birth control just blew away in the wind on my way back from the health center. It's like god wants me to get pregnant
I feel like you pissing on my ping pong table isn't something to be proud of.
Just ate a whole pizza by myself. Wearing my indian headdress again. its really cool with the french braids. I look like fucking pocahontas or some shit.
It's fine...I've done worse things to better people.
Is it socially acceptable to stop at the strip club for the lunch buffet on my way to the airport?
Please don't throw the wedding bouquet at me
then I ended up getting a lapdance from my TA...I love college.
Write this down so you can tell me in the morning. "That bartender needs to be in my mouth."
I’m a go ahead and fuck down ATL. So when I leave in January I’ll have no regrets.
I think him and kristen are pretty serious now.. I dont think he cheats on her, anymore.
He said "I can't believe I had sex with a cat lady". Am I flattered or is this a new low?
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