We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
He told me the hand job I gave him this morning was "lovely".
He was going down on me and raised up for a minute, slipped and punched me in the face. My lady boner left immediately.
Getting a vibrator would be like waving the white flag of surrender in this war against my vagina and its hormone army.
I mean, as I was vomiting in front of a giant crucifix I became acutely aware of my poor choices
And in that, my finest lazy stoner moment, I used my cleavage to hold my bowl steady while I packed it laying down in bed.
He asked if I was going to squirt out my bday candles. I'm glad the perversion doesn't stop for special occasions.
Well if your hearts not big enough, your penis certainly is. Just have a threesome
Maybe snorting K off penises isn't healthy
Just tried to do a line with a snorkel I cut off... that is how my Aruba trip is going!
WHY HAVE SO MANY THING GONE IN MY BUTT ON THIS TRIP
What's an appropriate gift to bring to my boyfriend's wife's baby shower?
Shame?
I just took a shot before my midterm. Gotta keep things in perspective.
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