We're going on a mission for new porn. And ice cream.
I forgot it was 4/20. that COMPLETELY explains the 7/11. i was like "that's a lot of white dudes... and they're really into snacking."
i came on her dog
why did you let me tell everyone that you can get herpes from the ice luge and then let me do the ice luge?
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it's been dubbed the summer of antibiotics
If she doesn't judge me for bringing my vibrator in the tanning bed, I know she is a true friend.
you took the tequila shot and then procceded to eat the lime..we told you to spit it out but you just straight face kept chomping
YOU ARE TAKING ADVANTAGE OF MY INEBRIATED STATE
YOU ARE DRUNK AND USED AND SPELLED THE WORD "INEBRIATED" CORRECTLY. I AM TAKING ADVANTAGE OF NOTHING.
I CAN'T HELP THAT I'M MULTITALENTED YA FUCKER
NOLA update. Went to Corey Smith at the house of blues last night. Drank PBR and took lots of shots of Jack. Too drunk, cabbed it to the hotel and fell asleep while having sex. Not my finest moment. Now I'm in court. I can't wait to be your attorney.
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SEX BINGO!
Canadian or clown?
I WOLD FCUK YUO INTOO THE MOON
THE MOOOOOOOON
Well just saw that professor I hooked up with on campus and I look like a dumpster baby
I woke up with a bunch of jolly ranchers and an eight ball in my purse. Successful
I cant believe you bit her ass cheek, she must have been really weirded out.
yeah so we made out to make it less awkward
just found a joint on the street in downtown. smoked it with the hot guy from my chem class
WHAT IS UP WITH YOU SMOKING/ DRINKING THINGS OFF THE GROUND?
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