ok so the lil girl sitting behind u was picking the hairs off ur sisters back and putting them in her mouth
Lauren will drop me off I'll be drunk ride you for a little bit and then you can go to sleep
sorry. that wasn't for you
what made it akward was his girlfriends dog watching us have sex
I queefed so loud it echoed.
she has double-d's AND she knows what level Pidgeot evolves. don't tell me she's not a keeper
I took the chef home. His dick even tasted like garlic
just woke up to find an unpeeled banana, with a condom on, halfway into my vagina. this better not be you trying to be funny
I'm sweating so much right now i look like Whitney Houston
He came when Ron Burgundy started playing the jazz flute. How do you think it went?
I heard that clinking noise from behind me and I already knew you were whipping out a Smirnoff in class. Again.
If I die, let him know that his penis was the last penis I saw. And I'm happy about that.
I've spent my afternoon dipping strawberries in DayQuil if that's any indication of where I'm at in life.
But truly, sorry about your empty vagina
Thanks boo.
But I only have 2 emotions angry and horny
We need to know if his feet match his cock.
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