On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
i'm 67% sure he was trying to sing in hawaiian
Just ducktaped my beer to my bike. See you in ten.
Had a drunk dream about being in a six story taco bell. Oh my god the menu was incredibleeee
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Went to my car this morning. Found a waffle from Waffle House in the front seat. No idea how it got there. So hung over I ate it.
Once again there IS no outside bathroom. Never has been, that is the balcony
She gave 2 thumbs up when Nirvana came on the radio while blowing me in the bathroom
Watching crazy stupid love and drinking alone isn't what I thought it was gonna be
Its TONS better. Expect a drunk dial at 11:54
I just creeped on air mattress guy's facebook and discovered his ex is the trifecta of evil: tiny, cute, and blonde.
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Yeah but then I feel like it's worth it like bro you just stabbed me the least you can do is get me a fuckin otter pop.
Worse: texted mom-in-law by mistake that I sharted.
Worser: she offered to clean me up
There's mini weenies and empanadas everywhere...
I just don't think it's that outlandish to ask that I don't get messages from my husband at 8:30pm on a Wednesday telling me he peed on our cat
No instead we fucked in the elevator.. it was wrong on so many levels..
How tall was the building? Maybe it was only wrong on some of them
Is it acceptable to bring pot to a funeral or am I going to have to do this shit sober?
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