Its not drinking alone if you got Tiger on the Wii.
I'm going to kill the bastard that switches my hot hookups from the previous night with ugly chicks
he acted like he had never seen anyone snort lines of adderall off of a microwave before. freshman.
you were passed out snoring, face down with all your clothes still on and 20 minutes later you sat up and said "FUCK YES" and then passed out again.
We had break up sex twice. He said one was cause he had to say goodbye to both tits.
He offered me a ride home but i walked. He lives by an elementary school so a 10 yr old safety officer helped me across the street during my walk of shame
I would think I was a stalker too if I wasn't myself
We built a fire and had sex in the kiddie pool. Then he washed my hair
Strong work
She had a belly button piercing in the shape of a cross. Talk about mixed messages.
he had hair everywhere except his balls
I have fence marks all over my body
I get off at 11. but they've been letting me go early cuz I've been crying a lot
Did I wash my face last night at your house? Where did my eyebrows go??
Knew i was going to puke. So i grabed a bowl out of the kitcken in the dark before bed...Ended up puking into a spaghetti strainer...
I'm laying in bed cuddling with my teddy bear and eating waffles. I need a fucking boyfriend
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