I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
I can't breathe out the right side of my face
What do you want me to say to her? "Oh hey, I need to borrow your soon to be husband to make a porn, cool?"
Single handedly the worst sex I've ever had just went down. Its like we both laid there after word-less thinking about the other " could they be any worse in bed" ?
Sorry I was drunk and left blood all over your back seat I was pretending to be in private Rayan and used your thong as a bandage
I've never heard of anyone celebrating the holidays with a fuck buddies family before.
....I'll be expecting my trophy when I return.
I opened up my wallet and it was filled with puke.
My sister hid me from my parents, brought me a bloody mary, and told my girlfriend I was out with my dad. For 13, I got to say she's working out pretty good.
Tell them you aren't trying to make money, you are just the mr rogers of weed,its such a good feeling a very good feeling the feeling you know that were friends
I just spent a solid 3 minutes trying to figure out how to send a smell through my phone
He was peeing on the back wall of a building. He would have been okay if the building hadn't been a police station.
Is there a single word to describe 'the last guy she slept with before meeting her husband'? Cause there should be.
what could you have possibly accomplished by watching 6 hours of a mythbusters marathon
well, i added sex in a wind tunnel to my bucket list
Are we planning this because I am online looking for places with a Mechanical bull
just found a joint on the street in downtown. smoked it with the hot guy from my chem class
WHAT IS UP WITH YOU SMOKING/ DRINKING THINGS OFF THE GROUND?
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