Christians are straight up FREAKS
My liver just broke up with me...
i just used my scantron for my final to make paper shotglasses. i'd say i passed in flying colors.
You need to come back and get me. This is not a jersey shore party and he is not dressed as Pauly D and I am about one shot away from hooking up with a real fist pumping Guido.
Im sick of reading dumb tattoos while having sex
I just remembered before I gave him head I couldn't find a hair tie and he offered to hold my hair up. Maybe we were wrong.. Maybe he does have a heart.
She's okay as an interesting car wreck. But as a sexual object she's funny
I went out as a member of the house of Gryfindor and came home as Snooki
So I know we're not talking about this anymore buuuuuut I left heel marks on the wall.
Sorry about the whole your mom seeing my face up your ass situation
I've been back for one day and I've already given two bjs. Improvement from last year.
tuscaloosa is terrifying
like people here are just empty shells of drugs and sin
there is no mercy here
There needs to be a greeting card for "I miss having sex and smoking weed with you."
I just had sex with a man wearing a Darth Vader helmet....he pressed the voice button the whole time that said "I am your father". I don't think I can ever come back from this
What's that? Is there a bottle of Jack calling me? I think so...
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