I have show me your genitals stuck in my head. Except in spanish. Muestrame tus genitals. Tus genitals.
Well, shes famous, an alcoholic, hillarious, and has big boobs.... Pretty much my only aspirations in life.
You did not just nickname me "Nipples".
then the nurse gave me a bag with my personal belongings: phone, wallet. jacket, keys and a BTB burrito
they were just spraying pledge on themselves and calling it lemon cologne.
No period for spring break; use this wisely.
His little brother just walked in, asked me if I'd blown his brother yet and then announced that he and his friends were going to play outside so we could play too.
I'm just sad for you. It sucks that the 17 douchebag asshole guys you're fucking can't morph into one nice, normal, non-alcoholic guy that has a drivers license and no criminal history.
kool aid jammers and 151...our childhood has officially been corrupted.
Hey could you buy me 2 bottles of arbor mist? I'm trying to get laid tonight
sometimes u just have to say fuck it and help a straight sixteen year old break into her uncles gay bar.
We played a 4 hour game of True American then we fucked on the floor for a couple hours Happy 20th to me
bring the pregnancy test and the margarita mix, see you in 15
Its really hard to get off when the googly eyes on your vibrator stare into your soul..
I just had all of the sex. All of it.
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