does he have a tent? the camping kind not the boner kind.
He just turned on a sound machine. I need to get the fuck out of here.
Taljing aboutpenisrs w gerruly ska pops
this whole healthcare thing got me thinking.. without knowing it my parents are now going to be paying for my dealer to be able to live..
So the dentist told me I couldn't suck on anything. She emphasized ANYthing.
he prob just wants to be friends and here i am photoshopping our kids
The prescription for my birth control just blew away in the wind on my way back from the health center. It's like god wants me to get pregnant
he called me from germany to tell me about all the gummy bears he bought...i'm doubting his sobriety
The twins are whispering in turkish together. I think I did something bad last night.
getting a black eye the first day of spring break really sets the tone for the rest of the week.
My hope for you over spring break is that you can be some disease free girl's random spring break mistake.
I'll be really easy to find... I'm the naked one rolling around in cats.
I have random bruises including my spine and visible bite marks on my neck. Thanksgiving car sex accomplished.
You need Xanax blowdarts
Uh, he still talks to you after you basically sexually harassed him using emojis?
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