I was watching truelife I'm transgendered. This tranny already got a date a week after getting a vagina. I've had a vagina my entire life and can't get a date.
His threats seemed pretty legit for a 6 year old
some drunk guy just paid $3 for each cig that i picked up off the ground. the cigs that he threw on the ground. I might just follow him the rest of the night
I fed the cats at 7 am, made her eggs, gave her oral, and now I'm helping her clean and baking her brownies. Cosmos got nothing on me.
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Her vagina smelt so bad I lied and told her that I was married just so that she would leave.
it's not like i was drunk to the point of NEEDING help...i just wanted someone to offer to hold my hair or something.
She's a freaking stalker dude, it's like having some kind of cartoon animal just following around everywhere
That which doesn't kill you gives you an excuse to get shitfaced later
Everyone is out there getting real jobs and I just realized I've been "washing" my clothes with fabric softener for two months.
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I gave him a BJ and he left. Coincidentally that's the name of my memoir.
I just had a sex dream about orange juice, so there's that.
When are your genitals available?
Just remember, it's never too late to make a porno
Wow i just puked in front of the lady that was drug testing me. I passed though!
I need a significant other who'll eat Skittles from my boobs
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