we had that weird still in bed morning after conversation. Her dad is the vp of my company.
am i at home because theres a dig starrrrring at me and i dont know wit plus i haer sirens. run fast.
Wow, So this kid just walked into class, yak'd on his lab partner then runs out. Class is now cancelled. I gotta find this kid and Thank him.
I briefly wondered why they weren't in school, but after the tinier one shouted "check out dem titties!" I had my answer
On the couch having a debate with the dog over whether eating anothr sweet roll will make the hangover better or worse
You asked me if you could throw up in my shoe.
Was my shirt on fire at any point last night? Because I'm fairly sure my shirt was on fire.
If you're asking how many times you took off your clothes and played with the tiki torches.....the answer is 3.
Boobs are out for the taking
Blood everywhere...karaoke was nice
I made him dress me after we fucked. He put me in TMNT pants and then told me I looked hot.
I'm pretty sure I just won at life. I touched the bushy tail of a squirrel while he had his mouth full and was digging in a plant on campus. That is all.
Dude like i feel like i did ALL OF THE DRUGS yesterday
So Blakes coming home... so if youre like fingerbanging the shit out of yourself on the kitchen table...wrap it up
We could have fun in a cardboard box. Think of the damage we could do at an amusement park!
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