They are pre-gaming a trip to congress...not sure how politically correct the group is.
Girl farted next to me in class and then denied my high five
Houston, we have a problem
where are u?
Houston. That's the problem. I don't know how I got here.
He measures volume by how much weed he can put in it and surface area by how many people can have sex in it.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I'm fucking an ugly guy. Don't come home.
well now I have to
I think there was chlamydia in those woods.
The drugstore has summer clearance. I bought you a little mermaid bucket. Now your hangovers will feel more like childhood adventures.
They should have to wear some identification that warns you to stay away. Like one of those cones dogs wear to keep them from biting stitches. CONE OF SHAME.
She stumbled into class and Google image searched nipple piercings for the entire 75 minutes
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I DON'T WANT TO KNOW THE SCIENTIFIC REASONING BEHIND WHY I STARTED A HAREM ESPECIALLY NOT FROM A GUY IN THE HAREM!
You made out with both twins? Ten points to you!
you seriously don't remember..? but then again, you were taking shots by yourself for like 30mins
I apparently pulled his dick out at the bar and started yelling "DICK PICS IN REAL LIFE!"
I don't think he likes that I'm always sending him pictures of me in my bra but he needs to get it together
Pandemic Silver Lining: cheap hotel rates makes it easier to have afternoon fun with my side dick
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