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(734): View more from Michigan

Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection

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(910): View more from North Carolina

We pay for beer, you give birth. It's how the world works.

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(252): View more from North Carolina

Thanks for the birthday present, i had so much fun playing with it

(919): View more from North Carolina

Are you talking about my vagina?

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(770): View more from Georgia

His dick might not be the answer to my problems, but I'm definitely ok with testing it as a possible solution.

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(404): View more from Georgia

We really need to stop competing to see who can get more drunk, and I REALLY need to stop winning.

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(317): View more from Indiana

Just wanna let u know that we are almost on the pity blow job level of our friendship.

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(610): View more from Pennsylvania

The best thing about my promotion is that I now have an office with a door. I can take my naps in peace instead of leaning my head against the stall in the bathroom.

(484): View more from Pennsylvania

I can't believe they pay you six figures. I hate you.

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(813): View more from Florida

It's okay. I think we're back on. I just went on a dog walk with him n blew him on a sidewalk

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(618): View more from Illinois

That's right. I just LL Cool J'ed you up in this bitch. Zero fucks.

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