Does getting a boner while watching the celtic women sing opera on ETV make me cultured?
Sarah Palin is going to have a show on the discovery channel...Can I get a moment of silence for knowledge?
We had sex in the ocean but the tide took our clothes away too. Its no fun walking back to the dorm wearing only a beach blanket between you.
I spit up blood this morning
That's vegas.
We'll probably be arrested for having a cheetah in our apartment anyway, so I say go for it.
She tags her boyfriend in all of her pictures on her heart...
Seriously he's so hot. And it's so hard to flirt with a deaf guy
She kept telling me to calm down. I was on the floor with my eyes shut, not moving. In levels of calm I was one step above coma patient
I just saw a douchebag with frosted tips & a LaCoste polo with popped collar driving a Call of Duty edition Jeep. It was a cavalcade of stereotypes.
The strip clubs here are like a safari of penis, and I'm gonna bag me a rhino.
I don't send those kind of pictures unless the recipient has already been up close and personal with it. I don't give previews, but I will provide recaps.
i also remember watching someone vomit off a balcony which was kind of grim
I made a White Russian but saw how early it was and decided to substitute it for milk in my lucky charms. This is what it means to be an adult.
Sorry my friend with benefits tried to run you over with his car
you fell asleep with her panties on your face. how are you surprised??
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