She wants her shit back. Clearly she missed the cheaters-get-their-shit-ritually-burned clause.
this is the 21st century. you drunk fuck him and then go on a date.
I just found out I was conceived in a rehab facility... that's better than finding out your dad could be someone else right?
He woke me up at 4am just to lick my nipple. Then he talked in his sleep for 20 minutes about the sex we just had. I think it's safe to say he's a weird one, but I dont care cuz he fucks like a champ.
Pre-crushing the pills for tomorrow morning. This way I can sleep in an extra 10 minutes.
I am way too attached to fictional lesbians.
Hell hath no fury like a woman whose gay sidekick you insult
I cNt phones. tingles in my fingles. jingles
I'm so jealous of your sex life. You know it's awesome when thinking about the sex you had last night brings you tears of joy.
Well, we ended up labeling the relationship. We are now each other's designated butt-toucher.
Happy Father's Day to the first man I called Daddy while cumming.
I walk into the pharmacy and I'm like "I need three morning after pills" and the guy was like "uhhhh". All I said was "we didn't plan it, we all just got laid the same night"
So congratulations, your penis has now sent me to urgent care not once, but twice!
You could cut the tension with my nipples.
Sorry I had sex in your backseat while everyone was in the car
It's quite alright. I found his shorts in my backseat, not sure what he was wearing when we dropped him off
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