There's a dildo in the cheerios box here...
K got coke dick during a threesome with two strippers. Say no to drugs.
This bar receipt from last night makes no sense
You were wasted and got mad that it was too high so you subtracted 50 bucks in the tip line from the total
I wish that would've worked
Hannah Montana > iCarly
I'm disregarding that text and your testicles entirely
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she kept checking the clock when she was giving me head and at midnight she said she had to stop because she cant eat meat on fridays is that bitch serious
You should probably wake up already as I have yet another story for you. Teaser? Blood from knife wound. Tequila. Guitar hero. Kitchen counter. Lawyer.
What's the most polite way to ask if you puked in my vase?
He literally stopped in the middle of sex to look up sex positions on his iPhone...
Before I left he asked me if I could submit my panties for the frat house undergarment chandelier. I said yes
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Which is worse rug burn on your nipples or laying there after wondering how long you have to cuddle before you can sneak away?
It's isn't revenge sex until you've cum on her porcelain doll collection.
It's a strange mix of shame and pride every time I pee at the bar and still see my lipstick on the bathroom wall...
Btw. U, me, male strippers, beer. Gonna happen. We could totally get TNT from like u know TNT places
Drunk field day, hangover yoga and sober archery practice
His sisters are going to have a heyday finding all those condoms in their bunk beds.
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