i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
You wouldn't stop asking the hibachi cook if his knife was a hattori hanzo
If Curt Schilling could pitch a game with that blood-filled sock... if Tiger Woods won the 2008 US Open with a torn ligament, then I'd be an embarrassment to the human race if I couldn't manage to at least jerk him off even if I was still crying after he put it in my butt.
Another f*ing night of vodka youporn and xanax. I need to get a goddamn life
3 great things that go great together... But not on a Friday night. Perfect on say... a Tuesday.
It was like little house on the drunk prairie.
Oh the joys of strong arming a man into exclusivity
He yelled "juice on the loose", yes i am sure i need plan b
She was our DD the least I could do is have sex with her. Even when drunk I'm still chivalrous.
She wasn't to happy when she went to put her shirt on and it was covered in cum I just looked at her and said collateral damage....
I'm buying you potatoes, the least you could do is not ask any fucking questions and just say thank you.
I just came so hard there were tears. Actual tears.
I remember all the people and all the acts I just have to match the person with the act
Well I think I made it pretty obvious I wasn't in to it. I was drinking a beer while he was going down in me
You wanna get laid? Be a female for once and stop bending nails to impress guys.
You know that gay bartender? Not as gay as we thought.....
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