i just saw a foot job.
porn is incredible...
he just quoted gucci mane to try and get me to give him head.
just hang any plant up and call it mistletoe.
Dude you can sell sperm for 100 to 250 bucks a time. And the best part is there will be kids all over the world that will have me as a daddy. It's like I'm jerking off my way into ruling the world
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i feel like verizon should give a sexter of the month award
CONGRATS VODKA, YOU WON RHIS TIME..
His little brother just walked in, asked me if I'd blown his brother yet and then announced that he and his friends were going to play outside so we could play too.
Maybe you need to change your pickup move. The "hey check these out" titty flash gets you the wrong kinda man.
Turns out she left way earlier. So I'm stuck with this guy asking where he can score meth and if I'm really straight.
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hooking up with him was much more fun when i knew in the back of mind we'd get in some sort of trouble for it
Did you just tell me you watch cartoon porn because it's more real?
well I got an eye infection from a stripper motorboating me but overall it was a great weekend
I once went to target high on hydrocodone. I assure you, they can handle unrespectable.
Jesus christos I come home and am treated like my vagina is made of gold
Either that or it dispenses candy
Wait, you met him on Onlyfans? The guy from last night? Which one of you is the fan?
Because one of you banged your stalker
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