At a straight bar and poker face just came on...must...resist....urge to gay it up
Why would that come on at a straight bar? I thought they just played Don't Stop Believin and Wonderwall on repeat
can we please move this conversation out of my vagina?
I guess I tried to spit on a homeless man on the walk home...Out. Of.Hand.
I'm currently witnessing my drunk neighbor attempting to fold laundry on his front lawn. I think he's trying to spell out HELP.
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i seriously have like 9 pictures of people taking shots out of a vag on my camera....
How can you turn a kayak date down? I'M TALKING RIVER HEAD HERE.
I'm over this relationship. I'm just going to get drunk all day, wake up in a puddle of my own vomit again, and go on with my life
Scary. I thought trees were a lie and that someone ha permanently stenciled them into my life. No joke.
like every night i go out someone always suggests nipple hugs so that's why I always end up topless
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These cutoffs are too tight but my ass looks like Freedom
must go to store soon wiping with panty liner ugh
At least your nickname is not Plunge Slut and that nickname is not in a published thesis work
Just an FYI you do have to wear pants to lunch
I shall relish in being the most basic of bitches
She's not allowed to do acid anymore... she started crying because she thought she was an eagle.
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