what are you wearing?
Just my guilt
ohhh my god. this party should be titled "my hookups of summers past" be expecting some good stories tomorrow
He asked for his proof of insurance and he pulled out a Magnum by mistake. All of the sudden gignger was looking real good to me.
some how when im high sleep beats hunger...its like how paper beats rock it doesnt make any fucking sense but it still happens
The best part of listening to lady gaga while high is that any word your brain puts in is right.
Wednesday. Otherwise known, to you at least, as "there are two gay men in my bed" day.
She just told me she's too full for a reach-around. Sad.
He came over while I was in the ER and hung pictures of himself around my house.
He was in Alberta for less than a week and is already banned from 6 bars. I fear for his general well-being over there.
Only catch is you have to sleep in the same bed as me. But no worries, I plan on being in a random guys hotel room every night. So it's essentially yours.
Anderson Cooper just came out.
Crying tears of glitter and rainbows right now. Gonna decorate my dildo like My Little Pony in his honor.
So high I started crying because I was proud of Snoop Dogg for becoming Snoop Lion
Now accepting any stories about my adventures last night, in particular why my knuckles are bleeding.
Also I found $40 in the women's bathroom at ihop. Karma is finally kicking in!
Tomorrow's lesson plan is going to be on hangovers and why drinking during the week is never a good idea. I hope my boss approves.
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