Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
If they made snuggies with a sleeve for my morning wood, id consider buying one...
he cracked the bottle of jager at 11am and said "hey, its Saturday and I gotta do something"
champagne bombs. Yes, i think that is where things may have gotten out of control.
can't wait for January to be Over so I don't have to see all the fat resolutionists working out.
Well his aunt was in the next room so we had to be quiet. I felt like i was on an episode of silent library.
Almost thought it was a good idea to call his parents to thank them for having a son with an awesome dick. That high.
I'm going to make him fall in love with me one blow job at a time.
I just got my inseam measured in raffle tickets by a drag queen. Being fondled for charity is awesome.
she keeps giving me cups of everbeer.. its everclear and beer mixed. i guess its blackout or backout time
Vodka tonic time....wish me luck!
Go for it my man. I'm saving my shit show night for tomorrow. Gonna make it a big one just to let the entire bar know why I'm single
no body wants to do anything today cause it's too cold, but a guy can only masturbate so many times a day. Ya know
I think I just got buffalo sauce on my penis. Is that a turn on or off?
Well I told him I’ve got the flu....he said he’d wear a condom
I ate at the cafeteria for the first time yesterday and today I think I had an hour long fart.
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