I think your mom looks like a breed of donkey and elephant, but her boobs are perfect
He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
eww mummy girl is here...
what the fuckk. i just want to hold her down, wax her eyebrows, and give her some morals.
That girl you went home with last night was dressed in a bright blue sweats at the bar. 205lb Smurffete FTL. Boy were you in epic form.
yeah, it's no longer just 'day drinking' when it's 5pm and you're knocking over fruit displays at fresh market
Ya but I plan to getting arrested more towards the end of summer
I've been told that their best stripper is on maternity leave. NEVER AGAIN.
Dude, you like sabotaged my shower time by walking in and eating a snack pack on the toilet. That's messed up on levels that haven't even been created.
She tried to beat him up using a half gallon of Bacardi, instead she got tangled in Kayla's hanging bra and broke a lamp. She can party with us anytime.
Trying to find a card for this engagement party. Can't find one that says "you met each other 5 months ago, cant wait to get the popcorn out and watch this one fall apart"
Jesus Christ that hit just spoke to so many levels of my soul. It's caressing them softly
My life is pants optional.
Step 1 was make out with him. so now we just need to come up with step 2.
long story short... we may or may not have lost your car.
Sorry I didn't have my phone all night. Did we hang last night?
You bit me
Oh lord I need to hear this story
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