Well my night just got interesting. I just home from the police station. Hope you had a fun night out!
Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
people will do anything to get on MTV. like get pregnant.
it feels good to walk into a CVS and not go straight to the pharmacy counter for plan b. its been a while....
That white girl was surprised to see orange pubes around my black cock. Happy Halloween!
fuck it. im taking monday off to do some Jagering.
Nothing like the judgmental looks you get in the bathroom when you still have last night's glowsticks on
I left my ice cream out over night, it's melted, fuck this, I just poured Bailey's in it. Problems solved.
It's okay, big boobs are better than running.
I'm like the big dick whisperer.
Please wake up and help me figure out how I woke up on the floor with my head under the couch
sex on a bike is impossible
challenge accepted
And then I woke you by humping you to Lionel Ritchie.
the coup got in the way of sex but inauguration day came thru we did it joe
How’s big weiner McGee?
I’m going to ask you one last time to call him Matt and he’s fine thank you very much
Randomize
