I woke up with my face in a pile of pancakes and 3000 mistakes.
are you serious? he told me he had to cancel bc his grandma came into town
well unless his grandma is 21 and blonde, HE LIED TO YOU IDIOT
New major. Tourism Management. I dont know what it is but it sounds like something all the stupid slutty failed business management majors do.
I woke up locked in the bar...this has redefined partying.
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Hmd? did you really just created an abbrievation for hold my dick?
Why doesn't he get that I would rather give him blow jobs than be in a relationship?
I face planted right in front of a cop. He looked at me, shook his head, mumbled "freshman" under his breath, helped me up and told us to get home safely. I love college.
Nm. Exausted and my teeth just fell out again
"I'm looking more at his dick bulge." Never thought I'd hear those words come out of my boyfriend's mouth.
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Things I have learnt this week: bubble mix is toxic. Extremely toxic.
For not being a nurse or a sex worker I have seen an alarming amount of penises.
I haven't had sex since the Vanilla Ice concert
Please don't have sex ever again just so you can say that forever.
Woke up to find my underwear in my purse to only remember I took them off at the airport
i found a picture from last night of you sat on the floor naked, covered in butter and crying. care to explain?
I was hoping you could tell me..
I'm unsure if I could pee myself at this point in my life
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